Crack me Up

Lilah's away message:
Lord John Marbury: Abigail.
President Bartlet: Now it's a party.
Abbie Bartlet: Oh. Yes, your lordship.
Lord John Marbury: Your breasts are magnificent.
Abbie Bartlet: Oh. Um... thank you, John.
Lord John Marbury: May I inquire, Mr. President - the first thing that attracted you to Abigail - was it her magnificent breasts?
Abbie Bartlet: It was.
President Bartlet: You know John, there are places in the world where it might be considered rude to talk about the physical attributes of another man's wife.
Lord John Marbury: My god. Really?