The Tides Roll In, The Tides Roll Out

Bill O'Reilly is a tidal bore.
But to jump to say, "God did it" is a losing bet. They used to say that about thunder. They used to say that about people getting sick. They used to say that about, oh, why the Moon and Sun are in the sky, and why we have tides. Say.
I don't regularly watch any of the cable news shows much less Fox.  My only exposure to them is when I'm in a waiting room. But I've never heard a Bill O'Reilly quote that made much sense to me. This web page responds to some comments he made recently suggesting that the existence of tides proves the existence of God. The Flat-Earth Society lives on.