"Also, when I'm sprawled alone across the floor of the dining room, just staring at the ceiling and not paying attention to much, the house makes strange noises. They're not scary noises like house sounds have been before, but subtle things as though it were stretching, or maybe trying to say Hi. I'm sorry 228 Pearl St, I don't speak house."
There you have it, I have officially spent the longest time continually washing dishes on this continent according to the National Science Foundation. One day, I bet, there will be a place here called "Phil's Fork in the Road." Or maybe they'll name the bowl in a mountain after me. Dishwasher's Bluff. That has a good ring to it.
I do 40 speeches a year in red states, and there is no difference between how Republican audiences and Democratic audiences react when they hear what this White House and this Congress are doing. There is no difference except that the Republicans come up afterward and say, "Why haven't we ever heard of this before?" I say to them, "It's because you're watching Fox News and listening to Rush." Eighty percent of Republicans are just Democrats who don't know what's going on. (emphasis added.)
