My favorite is the last paragraph

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/crime/deer-breaks-into-business-shot-and-killed-by-police-588347.html?cxtype=twt_daytondailynews

Middletown police killed a deer which had reportedly leapt through the glass door of a Central Avenue business, according to police reports.

Officers responded to a business at Legends, 1234 Central Ave., where they reportedly observed a female deer walking inside. The doe had reportedly cut her neck while jumping through the glass and police decided it would be best to euthanize her.

An officer shot the deer four times with a Glock 45 and the animal was given to the building owner.