Congrats

Congratulations to first time Grandpa Greg, who gets the nod for best line of the month:
I'm trying to decide if I want to be the lovable-Grandpa type, or the crotchety-Grandpa type. Some would argue that the ship sailed on that one some time ago.

A Mirror

Waiting in Eddie Bauer while LWJ does some shopping. Two asian women come in, with a fairly new baby. One of the sales women asks about the baby, how old, etc. Turns out the baby is a girl. Since she's dressed in blue, the sales person guessed she was a he. The EB person suggests they get some pink on the girl quick, to avoid future confusion.

The back and forth between the two women with the baby seems to indicate they're sisters. It takes the two of them to figure out how to respond to the sales woman's questions - English hasn't quite made it to 2nd language status.

'What's the baby's name?', the sales lady asks?

(murmuring back and forth)

"Brittany!"

Too many chefs

Why I love blogs:

Joel on Software writes about a stupid feature in Windows Vista. One of the guys who worked on that stupid feature explains how bloated and process-bound Microsoft has become.

My favorite quote:
My team had a very talented UI (user interface) designer and my particular feature had a good, headstrong program manager with strong ideas about user experience. We had a Mac that we looked to as a paragon of clean UI.
This last line is really important. The lesson is, if you want to do it right, see how it's done on a Mac.

In an sort of related post there's this comment about Zune development.
A striking thing about that little section of Microsoft (the Zune team): pictures of Steve Jobs on doors, walls, bulletin boards, each with a quote from Steve below it. The pictures were there, I was told, to motivate them, and to remind them of their goal. The usual thing for Microsoft, a taillight chase.

The Roches

Check out The Roches. They'll be in Santa Cruz (where Lilah will see them) on Dec. 9 and at the Freight and Salvage in Berkeley on Monday and Tuesday the following week.

If you've not heard them and you like folky three-part harmony, you can't go wrong with their first album. Alternatively, and given the season, more appropriately, their Christmas album is good as well.

If you don't have iTunes loaded, here are Amazon links:
The Roches
We Three Kings

Kaos, er, Chaos

My friend Greg, expecting better than this, encourages me to speak up. I tell him that not much is going on, I don't have much to write about. He proposes this: CONTROLLED CHAOS. It's an interesting article about experiments in Europe to do away with traffic controls of any kind in an effort to calm traffic and make people responsible, etc.

But Chaos brings to mind Kaos, so add some Kaos to your life.

The theme to Get Smart is the ring-tone I have associated with Molly. The first time it went off in a meeting (my bad) my boss, at the time, took his shoe off and put it to his ear. A fond memory.

Man bites dog, er, Republican has shame

From the Red State Blog
Folks, this is my last post on RedState. The simple fact is that for the last two years I think all of us have worked very hard, for free, to try to bolster a Republican majority that hasn't deserved our support. I've given hundreds of dollars and hundreds of hours of my time, and I'm deeply ashamed of having been a part of this movement....